Wednesday, September 28, 2011

lockers in law school.


i have the lowest locker. not only is it the on the very bottom, but its below 5 other lockers. this reminds me of junior high when the cool kids had the prime real estate in top lockers and the losers had the bottom ones.

i was a loser in junior high. and given the locker location rule, im a loser now


Tuesday, September 13, 2011

veggie burger


during preparation, the chef asked if i wanted "lettuce, onions, and tomato" on my veggie patty burger. i said yes. afterwards i thought, "this will be one redundant burger."