Saturday, March 05, 2005

nasheeds

15 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

yo faqih of love the nasheeds aint workin

3:59 PM  
Blogger Ameerah said...

yeah, bukhatir zindabad. great voice masha Allah.

and anonymous, here you go:

http://www.bukhatir.org/mychanting_en.php

they're all here. enjoy.

6:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

On the authority of Sheikh Yoor Boodhi: "When I was a youth, I once accompanied Abu Fags in the mundane task of milking his she-camel. Upon completion of the task, to my delight, we boarded the pathetic beast and embarked on an odyssey through the steaming desert. We came upon a wilted, dying tree whereupon which if one stood facing northbound they would have clear view of a valley. This certain valley was deemed haunted by the bedouin (ed: nomads) for there was much superstition that spirits lay in its vicinity; spirits of the dead from the Battle of the Mosquito. No foliage in sight, the area lay barren and treacherous, almost daring the traveler to pass through its depraved realm. Abu Fags stood contemplating for a minute, surely reminscing on some lost comrade. Suddenly, the noble man broke down weeping. I asked of him "Ya Abu Fags! What is it that bringeth such tears upon thy noble countenance? Tell me and I too will cry and verily, if I do not cry I will force myself to cry. And Allah knows best." The Father of Fags wiped the tears from his unkempt, tangled beard and replied "I just remembered that I still gotta finish payin for that Al-Maghrib class I took last month."

7:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh yeah, forgot to add that the above narration has been deemed completely unauthentic (ed: daif) by the ulemah as apparently the narrator Sheikh Yoor Boodhi was a known liar (ed: lesser dajjal) of his time.

7:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I use to pound bukhatir in my car until i got sick of listening to them...then i read the meanings of the Nasheeds and I fell in love with it all over again... and Mawlaya just sounds 2 good.

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1:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The meanings in english. Enjoy.

http://www.ummah.com/forum/archive/index.php/t-47703.html

4:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey nur al huda the links not working

5:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok try again: Translation

7:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

On the authority of Hooz Bin Pharteen: "During the 2nd Jahiliya, there existed many sorcerers and soothsayers. When our caravan stopped, I came into the company of one of these such men. He was known to all the Arabs, prominent in his craft, an old man, undoubtedly witnessing much during his time. These men would befriend the Jinn, eaveesdropping upon secrets from the Heavens. (May Allah protect us from the mischief of Satan). When I came into his presence, I shuddered as I felt a sudden chill come over me. I had never sensed such evil in my entire life. The man asked of me to sit. He then asked me, "who is the tallest man in the NBA?" I replied "Yao Ming." He asked, "who is the best rapper?" I replied "Eminem." He then requested that I inform him of the day's current events. The man sat still, brooding over what I had told him and then again he spoke. "Damn, the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best rapper is a white guy, and Martha Stewart did time?!? It is time for HIM to come." I asked, "who?" He replied "He will arise from amongst the Bani Fags and they will give bayat to him (ie: allegiance). He will be blessed in height and moderate in build. You will know him when you see him as he has a distinctive birthmark above his left eye and an extremely high forehead (ie: receding hairline). He will wear the same garment for long durations and his beard will be so long and unkept that small insects will meet their doom within its tangled web. When he speaks, it is a lie, and he is never on time - to him, a minute seems like an hour, an hour like a day, a day like a week. The Bani Fags will cause great tribulations upon the earth, especially bringing people towards the sin of the people of Lut. If Abu Fags is to appear during your lifetime, do not challenge him for he will overpower you. Flee from the land even if you have to crawl on your knees over ice and survive off the roots of trees."

12:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why do yall call em abu fags i dont get it?

8:46 PM  
Blogger maryam said...

jazakAllah for the links

3:04 AM  
Blogger Not Zahra. said...

Assalamu alaykum

LOL. Masha Allah.

wassalam

9:31 AM  
Blogger mujahideen ryder said...

more nasheeds

some more nasheeds

11:18 AM  
Blogger Ameerah said...

LOL. funny man.

11:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

careful there akhee. we dont want to be transmitting da'if ahadith, akhee.

1:24 PM  

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